Funny Aviation Quotes

Story 1

Tower : "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"
Delta 351 : "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

Story 2

A near miss occurred outside of Dulles International. The conversation went along these lines....
Pilot: "DAMN! That was close..."
IAD Tower: "Delta 560, what seems to be the problem?"
Pilot (catching his breath), "Near miss- was he ever close!"
IAD Tower: "Delta 560, how close was it?"
Pilot: "Well, I can tell you one thing, it was a white boy flying it."

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